It is late-September, 94 levels and raining, and watching the Climate Channel has change into a descent into hurricane insanity.
We’d like one thing to save lots of us, bakers. One thing to gentle a lightweight on the finish of this scorching, darkish, moist tunnel.
No, I am not speaking about porn.
Why would you even suppose that?
Cease it. Cease interested by porn.
BRING ON THE PUMPKIN SPICE STUFF!!
::upbeat techno music::
::sounds of vrooming engines::
::announcer voice:: Thaaaat’s proper, girls and gents, right here they arrive! Our new pumpkin spice merchandise of 2018!
First up, in celebration of at this time’s socio-political local weather, here is a tasty little quantity we name “Ominously Circling Crows Will Educate That Silly Scarecrow A Lesson He Will not Quickly Overlook!”
Good for sending that seasonal message of warning, or seize one tonight for dinner to have a good time all issues corn, crows, and frightened scarecrows!
After all we’re nonetheless dropping our flagship product, the world well-known PSL:
Sure, our Pumpkin Spice Log might not be number one but within the Pumpkin Spice Product market, however it’s positively #2. And we pledge to carry on pushing till our PSL is the largest Pumpkin Spice Motion within the land!
There’s nothing like the colours of lifeless leaves to convey new life to your flagging ennui, which is why our “Make Like A Tree, And Die” cupcake cake is PERFECT for Fall workplace events.
Ahhh, you may nearly style the leaf mould.
(That is how the Pumpkin Spice is working!)
And when all else fails, you may’t go improper with any of our new-and-improved “Positive, Let’s Name It A Pumpkin?” assortment:
Please notice our “Positive, Let’s Name It A Pumpkin?” assortment shouldn’t be pumpkin flavored. To cite our advertising and marketing division, Emma, “That is extra concerning the aesthetic, ?”
Due to Sarah T., Katelyn C., Melissa F., Linda F., Alyssa, Mary D., & Bridget O. for bringing the additional pumpkin aesthetic.
P.S. Minions, I consider even questionable pumpkins deserve our help. So here is a fast shout-out to my favourite wire-free bra:
Warner’s Simple Does It Seamless Wi-fi Bra
See what I did there? :p
I personal 4 of those, and plan to maintain shopping for all the colours. I like the under-arm smoothing panel – no dig or pinch! – and like most Warners, these are extremely snug. Up ’til final yr I ONLY wore wired bras, and it took buying-and-returning over a dozen totally different manufacturers and kinds earlier than I discovered these gems. They common $25-30 Prime, however I watch the itemizing and purchase any coloration that goes on sale. (“Toasted Almond” is on sale as of this writing, however verify all of them!)
Oh, and remember to verify the picture gallery for a greater thought of how they give the impression of being on bigger pumpkin patches.